7/When you receive a declaration of love
A Nokia 3310 will last forever like his love for his wife
8/ When you ask your husband to whisk the cream
Of course he has to adapt one of his tools to whisk!
9/When being romantic is not his strong point
Or maybe he ran out of letters!
10/ When he isn’t meant to be drinking bear
Covering it up in a paper towel will not hide the fact that it is obviously a beer bottle!
11/ When he reminds you that you’re his
You made that choice when you got married you’re together forever!
12/ When you ask him to clean the fridge
To find that all of the bottles are staring at you!