13/ A present that you recognise…
Why, it was you that offered this brilliant present to your friend last year! Let’s hope you bought it with you in mind!
14/ A donation to a charity that you don’t support
Imagine your frustration if you are offered a donation in your name to a political party you don’t support!
15/ A cleaning kit
Sponges, brush, dustpan… a rather strange idea for a Christmas present! Perhaps your family is trying to give you a subtle hint it is time to do a spring clean!
16/ Toilet paper
Oh thanks, a pack of toilet paper, it’s my dream gift…..
17/ An erotic novel
Perhaps your gift bearer is trying to send an implicit message. If this gift doesn’t come from the man or women in your life you are allowed to at least ask some questions!