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Couple humour: 13 funny phrases to make you smile

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7/ “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener “

Relationships are put the test when it becomes serious.

8/ “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”

Will Farrell’s test to see if his partner has any patience!

9/ “Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think— in a deeper voice”

Bill Cosby has almost hit the nail on the head.  It’s not that woman don’t appreciate their partners opinions it’s just we do know better…

10/ “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her”

Why does society make women feel of less attractive when they pass forty while men seem to mature with age?  Agatha Christie uses tongue-in-cheek humour to emphasise this point.

11/ “The secret to happiness in love is not to be blind but to know when you should shut your eyes”

Simone Signoret understood everything.

12/ “In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place”

Women are complicated so it’s understandable why men struggle.  If it was the other way round women would be the same!

13/ “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

Too true, same for men and for women!

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