7/ Casually stroking your pubic hair, just for relaxation
It’s so soft and comforting that you are in the habit of stroking it while you’re chilling in front of the TV! Nothing to do with any sexual or erotic urges – just sheer habit!
8/ Pretending not to have seen a work colleague when you’re out in town
In fact, you spotted them as soon as they turned the corner.
9/ Sniffing your underwear to determine how fresh it is
Make sure you don’t get caught with your nose in your knickers!
10/ Taking the car for a journey that is a 5 minute walk away
Times are tough, environmentally speaking. But when it’s chilly outside, you prefer to drive to the corner shop to pick up a pint of milk. Who’s going to know? Nobody – you hope.
11/ Lying to your colleagues to avoid eating with them at lunch time
It’s not that you don’t like them, it’s just that you’d prefer to eat alone! They shouldn’t blame you for it!
12/ Refusing to donate a few cents of your purchase to a charitable organisation
Certain shops are now asking at the till whether you would be prepared to round up the sale amount to give a few cents to a charity. You’re going to look like a right miser if you refuse to donate your five cents!
